On a hot midsummer night in Discworld, everything seems perfect – crop circles are turning up everywhere, the witch Magrat Garlick is getting married the next morning, and everyone’s buzzing with excitement. Unfortunately, the Lancre All-Comers Morris Team has gotten drunk on a fairy mound, and the elves have returned with the traditional traits of the magical realm of Fairie: evil, malice, murder, cruelty, and kidnapping. Suddenly, Granny Weatherwax and her tiny coven of belligerent witches are faced with their biggest challenge as they try to pull off Magrat’s wedding.

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